1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment
during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I
totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood!
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page
technical report that I swear I did not
make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay
Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin
with Miller Lite
than
Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an
"Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time
deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it
appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you
still didn't hear or

understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of
camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting
in at the front.


21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets
dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes
I'll look down at my watch 3 times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under
ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket,
finding their cell phone, and
Pinning the Tail on the Donkey
– but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3
feet away, i
about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first
time, every time!
24. The first
testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first
helmet was used in 1974.That means
it only took 100 years for men to realize
is that their brain is also important.

i have read that b4, there are some new ones. thanks for the chuckle again!

They've got me pegged.

Made my day!

Perfect! Gave me a laugh that I very much needed today.

I've seen this a few times before also, but yep this one had some added ones! My favorites are:

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you
still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 times and still not know what time it is.

Awesome, this was the pick me up I needed. I was in tears. Thank you

It is now making its way through my office. Sometimes we all need a good laugh, especially since I work with all men.

love it!

That's funny. I couldn't find one that I didn't agree with.

rofl! Nice one! I feel like the author of this knows me.

Huh? ....................... had me pegged on #19

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you
still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

I usually give up after the 2nd attempt because then people start to lose their patience.

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.


Ha! Did this on the way home from work today!