Square Top Mountain:12.41 miles
2,970 feet elevation gain
7 hours, 11 minutes round trip


It began the 24th of May with a little comment I had made about Clark Peak on the following Saturday. Turns out I was completely backwards and thought that was the weekend Jenn was headed to Cameron Pass to the cabin she had rented. Eh, just about exactly one week off. That left a gap in the plans with several of us still thinking there was going to be a hike on the 29th. Several hours of trip report searching ensued and one mountain stood out as a clean approach... Square Top Mountain, due west of 14ers Biestadt and Evans. This sounded delightful as I had stood atop Bierstadt last summer scoping out the 13,794' summit of Square Top, wishing I had the stamina to lose and regain nearly all of 3,000 feet elevation. There was no way in hell that was going to happen, and I knew that mountain would have to be moved to the 2010 schedule.
*RING*, the sound of my phone ringing at what looked like 3:05am through half hungover blurry eyes brought me right to attention. I overslept. Ideally we were to be out the door in ten minutes. But the call from my mom brought news that I had a bit of time to make coffee and shower before her arrival (a subsequent text would also inform me that Jenn was right in line with us). Rushing between tasks made the dogs light up in a flurry of excited full property hot laps which included the upstairs and the backyard. I only needed one more cup of coffee for the road and it was time to book it. Except gas. As the black LCD screen clicked past $5.00 I realized the thermos of coffee I was so careful to prepare was still on the kitchen counter. Fugg. "Say, mom? You think you could go back to the house and see if my coffee is on the porch?" The time it took her to rally back to my place and return to King Soopers was almost identical to the time it took to fill a Dodge Caravan gas tank. At least there was coffee.
My mom's and my brother's arrival at my place...

Somewhere around 90 minutes later we were making the final push up Guanella Pass from the extra long southern approach...

Once we arrived it was a hurried fenzy to just get geared up and on the trail to shut the f*****g dogs up...


Shortly after leaving the trailhead we rounded the first lower ridge line and caught a good glimpse of most of the route. The two snowfields on the lower right of the picture ended up being quite the chore. It was just deep enough to stop the Malamutes dead in their tracks. This required some significant re-routing to avoid the snow, only to end up fighting bits of rock the size of squared off basketballs...

Finally my brother and I got Sioux around the edges of snow and rock so he could take off in a dead sprint towards the rest of the group...


Once past the Square Top Lakes we were greeted by a straight push up nearly 800 vertical feet to what was our visual high point...






Gunny squat...

It was relentlessly uphill for a good deal of time...

The first steep slope just would not go away...


Then around 12,600' we had to give in and take a long lunch break...


The hike up the last 1,000 feet was an exercise in focus. Just one foot in front of the other. Sometimes you'd end up in a snow drift and wonder how in the hell you had got there. Then you would keep moving along looking back at the others cresting the plain of view...





Finally after much work to gain the ridge line of sight, the summit was in view nearly a quarter mile to the west. Almost there...

At this point we were all keeping a pretty good pace across the ridge...




My brother on the summit...

Summit shots!...



Pikes Peak...

Holy Cross...

Evans, Bierstadt...




Buffalo Mountain...






There I are...



The descent was something else. It was the single most calve shredding workout I've ever done...

At best a person could zig zag to reduce the grade under 40%...

My mom said it was around the third time that Jenn took a spill that she let the Huskies loose on the way down...





We saw a group of folks climb the snow ridge to the summit...






Words will never do justice to the task we had getting the dogs across that big snow field. It was hard enough for a person to kick their way through it. Then we had the whole Sierra, Sioux and Coco thing to deal with. Those dogs were not up for the terrain in front of them. But with a little leg plowing and coaxing we all made it to the last stretch...




Back at the pass, finally. That last leg took for FREAKIN' ever...

Sorry this isn't as detailed as I would have liked. The fact that I had almost four times the amount of good pictures made it hard to get things done timely while the trip was still fresh in my mind.
Now for Jenn's pics...